About Me
Deal with it
EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT SHIT FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
(Source: bombprince, via laughcentre)
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
(via laughcentre)
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce
(via beyoncebeytwice)
the cafe owner accused of illegally putting fish lungs in his drinks was found gill tea
could you not
comment on my post? thanks for starting that sentence for me
(via laughcentre)
i finally understand the meaning of robin hood
he’s robbin
for the people in the hood
(Source: gingercutie, via make-me-lmfao)


